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Orion was tagged by Spekle so here are 8 facts about Orion.

1.  Orion is a professional bullshit artist for the Irish mob.  He can talk his way out of almost any nasty situation.
2.  Orion was in 'Nam.  He also took part in WWII and the Irish War for Independence.
3.  Orion has snorted coke off a hooker's ass on more than one occasion.
4.  Orion openly has a huge crush on his BFF, Sam.
5.  Orion has a clone of himself named Joe.  He likes to make fun of Joe, referring to him as Tubes since he's a test-tube baby.
6.  Orion gives the best blow-jobs ever.
7.  Orion is filthy stinking rich.  He swears by Armani and drives a Bentley.
8.  Orion is a goofball and can't take anything seriously.

I tag who the hell ever.  I don't know anyone.
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That was awesome sauce.

Joe- D:<